The eBay lady (see: Woman, you are testing me), tried calling me the day before yesterday. I’m ashamed to say, I let it go to voicemail without picking up, thinking I’m not going to tell you how to put the kitchen together. I have neither the knowledge, nor the inclination. She didn’t leave a voicemail, but then sent a text, which consisted of only one sentence, and no punctuation:
I only have one drawer front
Massive oops! Incidentally, she doesn’t have one drawer front, she has none at all, so not sure what she was looking at. I had told Barry that we needed to empty the four drawers, but then we didn’t, and they were abandoned in the living room when the rest of the kitchen was collected. I mentally slapped my own forehead. All I could do was apologise profusely, and then text Barry quickly to see when we could take them round, which was Thursday evening.
We set off as soon as I got home from work, eventually found her house, and took the drawers to her door. She welcomed us in, and then asked us to close the door; she had a few questions for us. Barry and I exchanged worried glances. We didn’t really want to shut ourselves in, but had little choice. We were ushered into her kitchen, where we were set upon by a barrage of questions, including:
- What’s this bit of wood for? (Erm…)
- Do you think your kitchen will fit in my kitchen? (Shouldn’t you have measured this before purchasing the kitchen (two weeks ago)?)
- What’s this bit of wood for? (Ah…)
- What amp plug does the oven need to be? Is it 30? (Um, no, 13)
- I suppose I’ll have to have the worktop cut then. (Not technically a question, but she phrased it in such a way that she seemed to require a response. Yes was the response).
- And finally, what’s this bit of wood for? (Arghhh!)
We were gradually edging towards the door, as it appears that she is actually going to attempt to put the kitchen together herself, and we didn’t really want to be party to that party. We made it out eventually, and returned home for some fun times (sweeping and pipework).
I still feel slightly guilty for hitting “ignore” on my phone when she rang, and I truly am sorry that we forgot to give her the drawers, but I feel that we have been suitably punished. No more!